You know why the following video is NSFW? Not because there's nudity, that's for sure. It's NSFW because your stupid work can't HANDLE the erotic power of this man making sweet, tender love to a stuffed unicorn (with Michael Jackson's "You are Not Alone" playing in the background). Seriously. There has never been a stuffed unicorn in the history of the world that has been loved this good. In fact... I wish that stuffed unicorn was me. There... I said it.

I WISH THAT STUFFED UNICORN WAS ME!!!

Hat tips to WOW!