As soon as Hit-Girls done with this guy, shes going after Roger Ebert.

Kick-Ass: Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr.'s bloody, funny comic gets turned into a bloody, funny movie.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Steig Larsson's beloved crime novel gets turned into a kinda gross movie.

Filmed by Bike: There will be tall bikes. You have been warned.

Death at a Funeral: Jesus fucking christ this sounds fucking awful.

The Joneses: Hey, at least it's better than the most recent X-Files movie!

Mid-August Lunch: Another exhilarating entry in the "Old people sitting around" genre.

More, as ever, in I'm Staying Home, Film Shorts, and Movie Times.