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Monday, April 19, 2010

Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

Posted by January "the intern" Vawter on Mon, Apr 19, 2010 at 11:12 AM

Not Tardy For The Party
  • Daily Mail
  • Not Tardy For The Party
Ladies, may I introduce Laura Hall. Feminist Icon. The 20-year-old has become the first person to be banned from buying or drinking alcohol anywhere in England. According to the Daily Fail Mail:

She has been convicted of a series of public order offenses, and had flouted bans from pubs and clubs through local Pub-Watch schemes in her home town of Bromsgrove, Worcestershire

This is why I'm proud to be an American. We don't punish hot, drunk girls. We give them television shows. Endorsement deals. Occasionally we have to sacrifice them to Bret Michaels, but them's the breaks.

Hey! Have you seen the new LCD Soundsystem video?

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