She has been convicted of a series of public order offenses, and had flouted bans from pubs and clubs through local Pub-Watch schemes in her home town of Bromsgrove, Worcestershire
This is why I'm proud to be an American. We don't punish hot, drunk girls. We give them television shows. Endorsement deals. Occasionally we have to sacrifice them to Bret Michaels, but them's the breaks.
Hey! Have you seen the new LCD Soundsystem video?
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