Welcome to Friday Morning Fights! In this exciting—and disturbing—episode, you must wager on whom will win in the epic battle between an adorable girl on a pony, and an ostrich. (Hint: Always, always, always bet on the ostrich.) WARNING: This video goes from cute to hilarious to horrifying to sad and then back to hilarious all in under 45 seconds. Get ready for an emotional roller coaster ride!
For those wanting to make a side bet: Ostrich vs. angry dad.
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