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Friday, April 23, 2010

The Most Backtacular Ass Crack Patch There Ever Was

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Apr 23, 2010 at 1:38 PM

Bedazzling your butt is clearly no weirder than vajazzling your vajajay, so who are we to get in the way when there's money to be made? Introducing the Backtacular butt crack patch:

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Cyclists take note. Available here, starting at only $14.99! Via Buzzfeed.

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