Meet Lil' Marcie. She wants to be Jesus' sunbeam! (Meanwhile, I want her to stop staring at me with those dead, horrifying eyes! And stop flapping those lifeless arms! And get out of my brain! FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, LIL' MARCIE!! GET... OUT... OF... MY... BRAIN!!!
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