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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Thu, Apr 29, 2010 at 8:38 AM

ICE RACING!!! Is my new favorite sport.

OIL SPILL!!! In the gulf of Mexico is five times worse than we first thought.


PDC MOVING!!! Because, you know, where else are we gonna find any tenants for our downtown commercial space?

PEARL TRAIN WHISTLES SILENCED!!! Proving once and for all that the Pearl District is a suburban community of Nimbys.

GORDON BROWN'S "BIGOT" GAFFE MAY DECIDE ELECTION!!! And it's only right that it should.

FINANCIAL REGULATION BILL MOVES FORWARD!!! To an actual debate on the senate floor.

DOING COKE WITH JACK NICHOLSON!!! That's what Robert Downey junior is talking about in the next issue of Rolling Stone.

WW2 BOMB AT CLOONEY'S VILLA!!! 500lbs of explosives outside his place in Lake Como.

KATIE HOLMES TO PLAY JACKIE-O!!! In a film about the Kennedys, opposite Greg Kinnear.

GOLDFISH GRAN HAS TAG REMOVED!!! I'm just going to let you click the link to figure out what this story is all about.

Good day.

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