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Friday, April 30, 2010

Derby Day! Part Two: The Hats.

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Apr 30, 2010 at 12:14 PM

Almost as important as the mint julep on derby day is the fancy ladies hat. There is simply no telling what an exotic, flamboyant hat can do to improve your luck. For instance, this hat could possibly increase your luck by 25%:


Check out the hat gallery on the Churchill Downs website and be prepared to have your mind blown.

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