If I were you I'd immediately cancel my plans tonight, scrounge up $8, and head to The Templeton Building (230 E. Burnside. Entrance on SE 3rd under the Burnside Bridge) at 7:30 to take in two readings, accompanied by two slide shows, and a one-man show about dating in Portland.
Kevin Sampsell will be doing his last local reading of A Common Pornography (just the dirty parts) and showing some slides.
Nathaniel Boggess performs his autobiographical one-man show, This Is Not a Date.
B. Frayn Masters will read her humorous writings from Girls Gone Wild Magazine, with visuals.
So there you have it. Go listen to people talk about sex tonight, cause you know you're not getting any.
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