UK CONSERVATIVES HATE GAY PEOPLE!!! Would-be MP for Sutton & Cheam led prayer sessions to "cure" them.
BP'S CONTAINMENT CHAMBER!!! Probably won't work.
APPLE MAY FACE ANTI-TRUST PROBE!!! Playing right out of Microsoft's playbook—the one they bitched about for years.
ANGEL'S AFFAIR WITH TIGER WOODS' MISTRESS!!! And is it just me, or did this guy totally lose his looks?
BAD INTERNSHIP!!! Like the one where the boss sends you a video of himself jacking off, allegedly.
CONAN O'BRIEN ON 60 MINUTES!!! "Jay's got the Tonight Show, I've got a beard and an inflatable bath," he says.
LETTERMAN HATES LENO, TOO!!! He dishes the dirt.
PUTIN WELCOMES GIFT LEOPARD FROM IRAN!!! It's got it all, this story. Why can't Dan Saltzman gift a leopard to his girlfriend at the Hoyt Arboretum? Now that would be a story. More on this at noon.
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