Remember when Miley Cyrus could be tamed? Well, those days are over my friend! Miley is all grown up now, and not only is she wearing lots of slutty makeup, she's also grown two enormous bird wings! (I'm not sure what daddy Billy Ray Cyrus was feeding her... but it worked!) Anyway, in her newest video "Can't Be Tamed," Miley channels Britney Spears (circa '90s), Paula Abdul (circa '80s), King Kong (circa '30s) and… maybe Birdman? Hawkgirl? I dunno. It just makes me long for the time when she was a tiny baby chick, and I would feed her regurgitated worms. I MISS THOSE PRE-TAMED DAYS!!!
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