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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Cops Release "Kids' Guide To What We Do"

Posted by Matt Davis on Wed, May 5, 2010 at 2:43 PM

And some of us in the Mercury news room have spent the last few minutes trying to imagine what it might look like. Email me your entries. Win a prize. Sarah Mirk is going to the actual launch in an hour or so. God save her.

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Here's January "the intern" Vawter's effort:
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And Patrick Coleman's, which is truly chilling, thanks to the addition of the duck...
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Update, 3:20: Here's a few early reader submissions...

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