Contrary to all y'all haters' predictions, the Portland Police Bureau's "A Kid's Guide to What We Do" does not include a single picture of a pig.
"What this does for us is help kids understand the role police have in our society. It humanizes us and I hope help breaks down some of the fear of police within our community," Chief Sizer told the crowd of small children, parents and reporters in the Woodmere gymnasium.
I have an EXTRA COPY of the PPB: AKGtWWD and it will go to whoever submits the best original page for their kid's own guide to the Portland PD.
Scroll through the book's 30 pages below the cut.
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