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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Religion Never Been Kissed: The Plight of the Horny Christian Teen

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, May 6, 2010 at 2:43 PM

Big tip o' the hat to Blogtown Tipper Jay for turning me on to this heeelarious Christian video which pressures teens to wait until they're married to kiss. LET ME REPEAT THAT. This video advises kids to not even kiss until their wedding day. Unless of course, by "kiss" they mean "fellatio." I'm sure that's what they mean, right? So every time they say the word "kiss" in this clip, substitute it in your head for the word "fellatio." It all makes sense then.


 

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I want to meet that dad.
Posted by Williams, Jay on May 6, 2010 at 5:15 PM · Report
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you've not heard of people waiting to kiss? perhaps it's because i was raised Christian and knew kids who did this, but i thought people were aware.
Posted by charliebear on May 7, 2010 at 12:30 AM · Report
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I worked with a lady who was saving kissing til marriage. Her favorite artists were Norman Rockwell and Walt Disney. True story!
Posted by Dave Bow on May 7, 2010 at 1:09 AM · Report
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Dudes! I grew up a Southern Baptist, which is about as fundie as one can get (outside of radical Islam), and even THEY were okay with making out!
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on May 7, 2010 at 8:29 AM · Report
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I got you beat, homie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw…
Posted by nwspirit on May 7, 2010 at 9:25 AM · Report
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any conversation that starts with "when you lay down in your marriage bed" is bound to be hilarious, unless, of course, those words are uttered by your father.
creepy...
Posted by ntrecek on May 8, 2010 at 6:38 PM · Report

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