When I lived in Seattle back in THE DAY™, I briefly worked for the Guild 45th movie theater, where it was a point of pride to see who could put the best zinger on the marquee every week (obviously we weren't owned by Regal). I was pretty good. But nothing I did ever came close to the zingy deliciousness of this marquee currently playing on Seattle's Neptune Theater.
SLOW CLAP. I applaud you, Neptune. Wear the Zing-a-Ling Crown with pride.
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