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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Today in Marquee ZINGS!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, May 13, 2010 at 2:20 PM

When I lived in Seattle back in THE DAY™, I briefly worked for the Guild 45th movie theater, where it was a point of pride to see who could put the best zinger on the marquee every week (obviously we weren't owned by Regal). I was pretty good. But nothing I did ever came close to the zingy deliciousness of this marquee currently playing on Seattle's Neptune Theater.

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SLOW CLAP. I applaud you, Neptune. Wear the Zing-a-Ling Crown with pride.

 

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HA!
Posted by Jackattak on May 13, 2010 at 2:23 PM · Report
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Nothing will ever approach the genius of the Lusty Lady marquee. When they close down, that'll be a sad sad day.

Hey! I just thought of an idea! I'll email it to Steve!
Posted by Graham on May 13, 2010 at 2:44 PM · Report
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I guess I'm thick or something. Who is Terrance Howard?
Posted by ujfoyt on May 14, 2010 at 10:47 AM · Report

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