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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Erik Said I Should Title This Post: "Calling All Fatties"...

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 18, 2010 at 12:25 PM

...but of course, I refused. However, here is a notice that may be of interest to you tubbos out there.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - Biggest Loser filming at Tom McCall Waterfront Park

Over a third of Americans are not just overweight, they are obese. The question is, are you ready to change your life? If so, then here is the first courageous step you need to take. Season 10 of NBC's hit television show "The Biggest Loser" will be visiting cities all across America and we want to see you, your friends and family all there to make this healthy change. One of our world famous trainers, either Bob Harper or Jillian Michaels, will be in each city to reveal some of the contestants who will be on season 10 of "The Biggest Loser."

That's not all: Portland will be given a fitness challenge led by either Bob or Jillian and we want as many people there as possible - You can be but don't have to be overweight! It is not just about our contestants anymore, it is also about you and the millions of Americans who deserve to change their lives. Although this is not a casting call, our casting team will be there and want to hear your stories. Who knows, you just may be on a future season of the show.

Are you up for it? If so, then we'll see you in Portland this Thursday. Make sure to wear proper work-out attire with no visible logos. You must be at least 18-years-old in order to participate in the fitness challenge but kids are welcome to come. The first 300 people to show up at each city will get a Biggest Loser t-shirt! There will be a maximum occupancy so make sure to arrive on time!

*If you chose to attend this event, you need to plan on being there for around 6-8 hours (eat before you come; bring healthy snacks and water).
*We are not responsible for your personal items.


When: Thursday, May 20th
Registration: From 7am-9am (BE ON TIME)
Dress: Workout Attire — Come ready to sweat!
Who: EVERYONE is encouraged to come & help your city get healthy
Where: Governor Tom McCall Waterfront Park
1400 SW Naito Pkwy, Portland, OR 97201
(Right in front of the Portland Marriott Downtown Waterfront)

Now get back to lunch.

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