While our esteemed editor Wm.™ Steven Humphrey bounces back from his crippling bout of BieberFever (We really fear a tapeworm burrowed into his brain, but if we dare say anything bad about Bieber, he'll hit us. Again.), I have been placed in charge of our "Bieber Beat." That being the case, I present you with the only item of Bieber merchandise worth wearing:
End Hits: Bieber's one of the "Teenagers from Mars," right?
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