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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

How to Resuscitate One's Boner

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 18, 2010 at 11:13 AM

Here is the sexiest PSA on how to correctly administer CPR you will ever see. Though no nudity is involved, it should probably be deemed NSFW. However, I think if your boss catches you watching this, you have every right to spin around and scream, "GODDAMMIT!! Do you or do you NOT care whether your employees live or die?!? I'M TRYING TO LEARN SOME CPR HERE!! And masturbate. CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE??"

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