Local Bishops hair salons are offering a bizarre deal right now: get a haircut, help with the Gulf Coast oil spill cleanup.

But no, seriously, the premise makes sense. Hair attracts oil and salons have lots of extra hair lying around (the average salon throws out three pounds a day, says Matter of Trust). So now Bishops and other barbershops around the United States are pledging to ship their hair clippings to the Gulf.
Hey, it's no more ridiculous than BP's "junk shot" plan.