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Friday, May 21, 2010

Overrated, Underrated, or Rated: Handjobs

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, May 21, 2010 at 3:11 PM

A woman once told me, "Handjobs saved my marriage. My husband has a more active sex drive than I do, and while I'm not always in the mood to go all out, a quick handjob keeps him (and me) happy."

Sooooooooo... as a method of keeping horny men happy…

HANDJOBS: OVERRATED, UNDERRATED, OR RATED?


As always, "rated" means the subject in question is just as awesome or awful as one might expect. And as usual feel free to defend your position in the comments below!


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