This Week in the Mercury

SOLD OUT
Time Capsule

Film

Time Capsule

Hit So Hard and the Grunge Gods of Yesteryear



Monday, May 24, 2010

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, May 24, 2010 at 9:07 AM

Obama backs South Korea who vows to sever nearly all trade with North Korea, making Kim Jong Il even more "wooone-wy!"

A BP exec defends the company's efforts to stop the continuing Gulf oil gusher in the most unconvincing way possible.

After missing her last court date due to a "stolen passport," Lindsay Lohan faces a very pissed off judge this morning.

Fergie (not the Black Eyed Pea) gets caught on video selling out the royal family!

Arizona governor/hag Janice Brewer now has the cajones to ask Obama for unmanned drones to patrol the Mexican border.

The husband of late actress Brittany Murphy is found dead on Sunday in his home.

In Tigard, a man wakes up to find "a mysterious timed device near a liquid accelerant." Umm… that's a bomb, yo!!

Here's what's happening in your neck of the woods: A high of 60 today with isolated showers that will last through the week.

And finally, here's a shot I took of this weekend's Daily Mail who really knows how to screw celebrities over!

kidmanmail.JPG

 

Comments (9) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
1
Wow so we lose Brittany Murphy yet this LiLo thing is allowed to remain on the planet? I am Jack's utter disgust.

Posted by Jackattak on May 24, 2010 at 9:24 AM · Report
2
GOOD MORNING, STEVE! HOW ARE YOU? I'M SURPRISED THAT YOU DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT THAT NURSE WHO GOT CAUGHT SELLING SHROOMS.
Posted by Graham on May 24, 2010 at 9:28 AM · Report
3
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY HAYYYYYY
Posted by Alexjon on May 24, 2010 at 9:33 AM · Report
4
Happy bday Alexjon.
Posted by Jackattak on May 24, 2010 at 9:53 AM · Report
5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Posted by Bronch O'Humphrey on May 24, 2010 at 10:01 AM · Report
6
GOOD MORNING I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING RAIN.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXJON! TODAY IS ALSO MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY.
Posted by Joneser on May 24, 2010 at 10:18 AM · Report
7
THANK YOU EVERYONE

I AM YOUR MOM JONESER, STOP LOOKING AT SO MUCH PORNOGRAPHY.
Posted by Alexjon on May 24, 2010 at 10:36 AM · Report
8
@ STEVE, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HAVE LESS LIMEY NEWS NOW.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJ & JONESER'S MOM.
Posted by Commenty Colin on May 24, 2010 at 10:40 AM · Report
9
GOOD MORNING YOU GUYS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. AJ! WAIT I THINK I AM CONFUSED.
Posted by kiala on May 24, 2010 at 11:37 AM · Report

Add a comment

/images/adoftheweek.gif

ad of the day

The Handyman Pro - Your Honey-Do Specialist
Don’t let our name fool you. The Handyman Pro, LLC is a repair and remodel service provider with over 25-years experience. We cover all aspects of construction and repairs for residential and commercial clients.go


post an ad

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use