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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Dear A-Team: Stop Screaming at Me

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, May 26, 2010 at 10:13 AM

Face: Colonel! I'm switching to all caps!
Hannibal: Umm... okay. Go ahead!
Face: THOSE GODDAMN BASTARDS IN THOSE PLANES ARE SHOOTING AT OUR FUCKING TANK FALLING OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY!!!
Hannibal: Ah... (pause) So. What do you propose we do?
Face: Crack a window and SHOOT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING TANK GUN AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hannibal: You know, you don't have to scream. You're inside a tank. We can hear you fine.
Face: AHHHHHH!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCKS! BADABADABOW! YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!! Oh, shit. I think I got something in my eye.

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