Coca-Cola has begun distributing a new soda fountain machine called the Coca-Cola Freestyle. The machine features over 100 different flavors of soda and promises to provide "the ultimate soda experience."
The Freestyle's Facebook page claims the machine "turns ordinary users into expert mixologists." If by "ordinary users" they mean "fat people with bad taste" and by "expert mixologists" they mean "fatter people with worse taste" then yeah, I guess the machine does do that. If you are into that sort of thing, look for the Coke Freestyle at a fast food restaurant near you sometime soon. Via NYDailyNews.
Here is a video of some "soda nerd" getting overly excited about the machine:
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