Obama Reopens Offshore Drilling: Drill, baby, drill! Oh, wait... wasn't that the other camp?

But He's Still a Tough Guy: Meanwhile, Obama says he's looking for "whose ass to kick" over the Gulf spill.

What About that Oil Spill?: The Gulf Coast will remain dark with oil for years.

Oh, Yeah, We're Still At War: Seven US soldiers died yesterday in Afghanistan's deadliest day of 2010.

Helen Thomas Retires: The 89-year-old White House correspondent finally retires after a dust-up over her comment on Israel.

We Should Give Asylum to Gays: LGBT asylum seekers in the UK are sent home and told to be more "discreet".

Big Cats Love Calvin Klein: They're Obsessed with his perfume scents.

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Portland Boy Still Missing! Day five of the manhunt for Kyron.

Portland School Board Wants to Close Jefferson High: Cue shitstorm.