"We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practicing this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan,"

So says Japanese adult video star Anri Suzuki, who has taken it upon herself (so to speak) to atone for the Japanese invasion of China by offering free nookie. I don't think I'm overstating the obvious here when I lock the caps and say THIS IS A GREAT IDEA!

It's also nothing new. Our closest human relative Pan paniscus, also known as the Bonobo, has been using sex to solve problems between group members for a very very long time. We should have followed suit long ago.

BP? I think New Orleans is ready for its hand job now. And I hate to say it, but I think Iraq would like a go at a representative from the Bush administration. Any volunteers?

After all, according to Suzuki (oh, excuse me, that's Dr Suzuki):

"I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese."

Problem solved.

[Hat tips to the paralyzed playa}