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There's a new trailer out for The Sorcerer's Apprentice. As FilmDrunk politely notes, it features a scene in which Jay Baruchel gets hit in the junk with some lightning—a fact that I'm fairly sure will accurately represent the finished film's quality.

Still: THIS FILM FEATURES NICOLAS CAGE AS A SORCERER, WHICH MEANS I HAVE ALREADY PURCHASED ADVANCE TICKETS.

(Subject line aside, and as cool as the idea of being Nicolas Cage's apprentice is, I kind of wish this movie was just called The Sorcerer and was only about Nicolas Cage plasma-bolting things. Basically, I guess I just want to see Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, except if Bad Lieutenant went to Hogwarts.)