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Monday, June 14, 2010

Taste the Socialism!

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Jun 14, 2010 at 10:29 AM

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Team Mercury Softball (currently in last place) third basemen Lucas Jones recently returned from a trip to Africa and he brought us back some gum. But not just any chewing gum, it's Obama Orange Gum!

It would seem that the likeness of the 44th president is used to pitch all sorts of products in his secret Anti-American Socialist Muslim birth country Africa. I heard that if he had his way, he'd take Bazooka Joe's bazooka away.

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