GAAAHHHH! A kitten with two faces, guys! Now, before you start barraging me with comments chastising me for my cruelty against two-faced freaks, just remember one thing: THIS KITTEN IS A TWO-FACED FREAK! Instead of being double cute, it's just double GAAAAHHH! Quick, somebody call Batkitten because Kitten Two-Face has busted out of Arkham Asylum! (If you laughed at that last joke, congrats, you've just been captured in my nerd trap.)
Hmmm... where was I? Oh, yeah... GAAAHHHHHH!!
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