As you professional nudists already know, Portland's annual World Naked Bike Ride is this coming Saturday starting at SE Salmon and Water at 9 pm. Have you already groomed your nethers and Febreezed your bike seat? Or are you planning to scoff from the sidelines and then rush home to furiously masturbate?
LET'S FIND OUT!
NUDE BICYCLE RIDING: OVERRATED, UNDERRATED, OR RATED?
As always, a "rated" vote means that nude bicycle riding is just as awesome or as awful as one might expect. Here's a good example! Now this is a tricky question for me, and I'm not too sure how I feel about it. However, can 5,000 participants (on average) be wrong? SHARE YOUR OPINION ON THIS EARTH SHATTERING SUBJECT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!
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