On July 1st, we'll be rolling out what I hope to be one of the classiest, sexiest, (and okay slightly shameful and embarrassing) food issues Portland has ever seen. A food issue you might pull out from under your mattress and take to dinner before going home to pleasure yourself with vegetables... Or something like that. To that end we asked you to nominate Portland's Sexiest Restaurant last week. (We're still accepting nominations, by the way.) But obviously a sexy restaurant is not everyone's cup-a.

Check this out from Stumptown Magazine:

Unlike the Mercury, I want to find out where the ugliest people in Portland hang out, and where the Pearl takes their Friday night club hook-ups for breakfast and a hot cup of break up.

This is a very good thing, and I encourage you to participate.