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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Today in Instantaneous Ass-Clenching

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 16, 2010 at 1:25 PM

For reasons unknown, John Travolta is seen in the following clip serenading the Australian Socceroos (cute name) soccer team with his hilariously awkward rendition of "You're the One that I Want" from Grease. If you have anything breakable near your ass, please move it out of the way, because your cheeks are about to slam shut out of intense embarrassment.


(Currently the entirety of the internet is frantically searching for the unedited version of his song. DO YOUR PART! It must be located!)
Via.

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