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Okay, guess what Democratic dumbass Joe Lieberman is doing TODAY? His newest hairbrain scheme is to put forth legislation that would give the President of the United States absolute power to SHUT OFF THE INTERNET in times of national crisis. Via...

Titled "Protecting Cyberspace as a National Asset Act", the bill stipulates any internet firms and providers must "immediately comply with any emergency measure or action developed" by a new section of the US Department of Homeland Security, dubbed the "National Centre for Cybersecurity and Communications".

Lieberman argued the bill was necessary to "preserve those networks and assets and our country and protect our people".

He said that, for all its allure, the internet could also be a "dangerous place with electronic pipelines that run directly into everything from our personal bank accounts to key infrastructure to government and industrial secrets".

US economic security, national security and public safety were now all at risk from new kinds of enemies, including "cyber warriors, cyber spies, cyber terrorists and cyber criminals".

Seriously, does he not understand how the internet works? That activating a "kill switch" would not only bring our economy to a near-screeching halt, but could possibly cause irreparable damage? It sincerely blows my mind that this person is allowed anywhere near the federal government! SCREW. YOU. JOE. FUCKING. LIEBERMAN!

Whew. And now, a video of a baby bear who can't stop sneezing.