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Monday, June 21, 2010

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jun 21, 2010 at 9:29 AM

Shockingly, BP is dragging their feet in issuing compensation payments to the victims of the gulf oil disaster.

Meanwhile BP claims they've already paid out $2 billion so far, to which the rest of the world responded, "Nah nah nah boo boo, stick your face in doo-doo."

Celebs and others band together tonight for a telethon to help relieve the gulf oil spill.

Rejecting an appeal from humanitarian aid groups, the Supreme Court upholds the anti-terror law which forbids giving funds to designated terror groups.

Today in SAD: the mom of missing 7-year-old Kyron Horman writes an open letter to her son.

The iOS 4 iPhone update is coming out today! EEEEEEEE!!!

Relax everybody! Lady Gaga has NOT been banned from Yankee Stadium.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Patchy clouds mixed with sun through the week with highs hovering around upper 60s and mid-70s.

And finally, McDonalds offers a controversial new breakfast deal—but hey. The price is right.

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1
GOOD MORNING WSH! IS GRAHAM OKAY?
Posted by tk. on June 21, 2010 at 10:27 AM · Report
2
HIS ARM HURTS! BUT I HEAR HE HAS A FIST LOAD OF OXY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, AND HE'S WILLING TO SHARE.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 21, 2010 at 11:10 AM · Report
3
SHARING IS CARING! GET BETTER, ARM!
Posted by tk. on June 21, 2010 at 11:20 AM · Report
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GOOD MORNING TK! GOOD MORNING STEVE! HOW IS EVERYONE?

I WENT TO THE DOCTOR THIS MORNING AND I'M OUT OF THE CAST NOW. WEARING A BRACE FOR THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS THOUGH. WHAT? NO! I DON'T HAVE ANY OXY. ALL THESE OXY THAT I DON'T HAVE AREN'T FOR SHARING.
Posted by Graham on June 21, 2010 at 11:46 AM · Report
5
EVERYONE IS PRETTY GOOD, FOR A MONDAY. IT'S THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR.
Posted by tk. on June 21, 2010 at 1:04 PM · Report
6
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, GRAHAM? I MISSED THE BULLETIN. GET WELL, I GUESS?
Posted by Reymont on June 21, 2010 at 4:13 PM · Report

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