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Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Religion / Homo Anything Is Possible Through God
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Jun 22, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Jesus can turn water into wine, walk on water, raise the dead—he can even turn the gayest man in America straight...
God's not having my gangrene in heaven. But this screaming queen's ascot—yeah, that's getting in.
I ask you again, America: Ex-gays.... would you let your daughter marry one? And, I mean, if someone is really and truly straight now—praise be to God—shouldn't that straight guy spend a minute or to extolling the super amazing heroin-like properties of pussy? Being straight isn't a technicality—it's not about not having a dick in your mouth while the cameras are rolling or loving Jesus to pieces or taking the bible literally (except for all the bits you don't)—it's about being sexually attracted to women... isn't it?
And my goodness: cages, locks, whips... "a man's seed is not meant to eat crap and die." This guy's got some interesting issues.
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