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Thursday, June 24, 2010

Al Gore is Turned On By This Song

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Thu, Jun 24, 2010 at 1:24 PM


He insisted I look at his ipod… the song was 'Dear Mr. President' by Pink

I've never allegedly sexually groped a massage therapist in a hotel room (yet), so I'm not sure the protocol, but why on earth would Al Gore try and seduce someone with "Dear Mr. President," very un-sexy song from Pink (with special guests, the Indigo Girls)? Does he have a mood killer playlist on his iPod? Is it sexy to him because it's an angry song directed at his former campaign rival, George W. Bush? Is he deaf?

Sample lyrics:

Dear Mr. President,
Were you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
Are you a lonely boy?
How can you say
No child is left behind?
We're not dumb and we're not blind.
They're all sitting in your cells
While you pave the road to hell.


Pink - "Dear Mr. President"

End Hits: You want sexy president songs? Okay, how about this?


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