So I recently ordered some pants online (SO WHAT) and I was tracking the package to see when they would come in (SO WHAT), and this is the information that the UPS Tracker gave me (reads from the bottom-up, FYI):
- There's a (forest) fire in my pants!
Has anyone else ever seen this "Natural Disaster" update via UPS or has anyone heard of any natural disasters that happened in Portland yesterday (besides the good weather)? In any case, I really think UPS needs to learn to choose its rhetoric a little more carefully. Calling a slight delay in shipping a "Natural Disaster" is like calling an incorrect order at a restaurant a "Food Contamination."