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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jun 30, 2010 at 9:23 AM

Hurricane Alex is slowly moving toward northeast Mexico and Texas. However...

While 12-foot waves are great for surfing... not so great for oil clean up.

Let's check in to see how Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan's job interview is going.

Speaking of future employment, Larry King is finally retiring, and CNN is looking for a replacement. (Those are some mighty big suspenders and glasses to fill!)

An alleged Russian spy has been caught by the FBI, and guys... SHE'S HOT!

Today in BOOOOOOO!!!: The Wisconsin Supreme Court upholds the state's ban on gay marriage.

The Kyron Horman case is growing increasingly icky as law enforcement casts a suspicious eye on his stepmother.

In Salem, an 81-year-old man was arrested after chasing someone around a taco stand wielding a machete! (Cue the Benny Hill Yakkety Sax music!)

In sports, SPOILER ALERT! One of the biggest names in tennis was defeated at Wimbledon by a 12-seeded Czech.

The president of Nigeria has suspended his country's soccer team because they sucked so bad at the World Cup!

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Business as usual today, cloudy tomorrow, and 75 and dry for the 4th of July!

And finally, if you live in Arizona you should totally vote for Republican Christian Pamela Gorman for Congress! She's cute, hates taxes, and WILL KILL ANYONE WHO CROSSES HER WITH GUNS.

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