I used to really like tween Julia Stiles, and thought she was cool. Then she became a hacker. Now she thinks she's all great and stuff. And when I told her I was learning how to hack, too? She totally called me out on it, and totally embarrassed me in front of the whole gang totally. You're a total b-word, tween Julia Stiles, and your nose ring makes you look like an idiot. I hope you die of nose ring leukemia.
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