Here at Blogtown, we'll be taking a long weekend to spend time with our families, shoot off some fireworks, and deep throat some corn dogs. (Not necessarily in that order.) Be sure to join us again on Tuesday when we'll be back in full force, with the latest in news, entertainment, and JUSTIN BIEBER. In the meantime, enjoy this, America! You goddamn deserve it.
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