When it comes to patriotism, you and the people running this stupid newspaper/blog really need to step it up. Read more about that here. For the moment, I'm just going to point out people and things that are more patriotic than you. Let's start with alligators. The alligators in this video are more patriotic than you. (However, they may just want to eat Lee Greenwood. So maybe this isn't a great example.)
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