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Friday, July 2, 2010

More Patriotic Than You: Babies

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 1:28 PM

Seriously, guys? SERIOUSLY? Now you're allowing BABIES to be more patriotic than you? I know I was disparaging you people earlier for your lack of patriotism—but I was hoping that by shaming you, you'd eventually shape up. BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. While you were riding your fixies, and posing for commie propaganda posters, BABIES blew right past you.
Please, people. Why can't you do just this one little thing? Why can't you love America?

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