CYRUS The Duplass brothers' lastest is the biggest mumblecore flick yet. Alas, you might be better off streaming Humpday on Netflix.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE The bad news: Twihards. The good news: Hey, you might get laid!

THE LAST AIRBENDER This movie is fucking awful. Also? Kinda racist. Also? No, really. Fucking awful.

THE WILD AND WONDERFUL WHITES OF WEST VIRGINIA Like reality TV! Except you get to pay to see it!

There's also a very timely screening of INDEPENDENCE DAY this evening at the Bagdad, presented by Cort and Fatboy and the Portland Mercury. Hey, that's us!

More, as ever, in our Film Shorts and Movie Times.