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Friday, July 2, 2010

Today in Lindsay Lohan Got Punched in the Face on Her Birthday for No Reason

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 9:43 AM

Guys! Lindsay Lohan! Got Punched! In the FACE! On her birthday! FOR NO REASON! (Wait... I think I'm leaving something out... OH!) BY A WAITRESS! From Lindsay's Twitter account:

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Oh. Is that it? Hmm. Okay. BUT GUYS! Lindsay is also really, really attracted to Ellen Page!

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Or... maybe she just likes Mini Coopers? (Goddammit... I need a distraction. Quick, a picture of Lindsay back when she was super hot!)

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