Have you taken your long lunch yet to witness John Harkes' ongoing man crush love affair with Diego Forlan? You should. We're down to the final four with Uruguay taking on Holland RIGHT NOW and tomorrow, in what some are calling the "real" final, is Spain vs. Germany. My fearless and completely off-the-cuff picks? Sexy Holland will end the "villainous" Uruguayans and Spain will knock off Germany. Barely.
Still wondering who to root for at this late stage? Check out fellow Portlander Zach Dundas' "Ignoramus' Guide" on Gawker.
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