This Week in the Mercury
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
SEX Hippie Masturbates to Double Rainbow Porn
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 11:44 AM
Look. I am a firm proponent of enthusiasm. I hate it when people pooh-pooh other people just because they're excited about something. THAT BEING SAID, I HATE, HATE, HATE THE FUCKING HIPPIE IN THIS VIDEO. He completely loses his shit over seeing a double-rainbow, which, OKAY, is kind of unusual and cool, but C'MON, YOU STUPID FUCKING HIPPIE! You're completely ruining it for the rest of us with your incessant moaning and splooging all over which is essentially just a fairly rare, but not all that uncommon natural occurrence. You're totally giving other stupid fucking hippies a bad name, and making my double-rainbow all sticky. SO CUT... IT... OUT!
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