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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Today in "I Hate Death"

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jul 6, 2010 at 9:17 AM

Do you hate "death"? HEY! ME, TOO! But do you know who really hates death? The 91-year-old widow in this story who was so lonely, she dug up the embalmed corpses of her husband and twin sister and lived with them in her house. So, yeah... she really hates death. On the other hand, the announcer's voice in this report makes me want to kill myself, so death can't be all that bad.


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