This came out a couple years ago, but I didn't see it (probably because I was doing something so super awesome, I couldn't be bothered to look at the internet... like maybe teaching Beyonce the "Single Ladies" dance?). Anyhoo, behold the TV Hat! It's a hat that has a TV in it. And it's great for laughing uproariously at the airport, deeply annoying the people in your carpool, or masturbating while on the treadmill. ME WANTEE.
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