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Friday, July 9, 2010

Biscuits Hey Fatty Marmot! Put Down the Biscuit!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 10:23 AM

Hey Marmot! You are one fat fuck, marmot. Look at you! Seriously, is this how you spend your day? Sitting on a leopard-print bedspread, eating the fuck out of a biscuit? YOU'RE DISGUSTING! How can you have any respect for yourself? You look like someone poured 30 lbs. of gravy into a 5 lb. plastic bag, and then painted it to look something like a marmot. BUT THEY FAILED! Because you're so fucking fat, you don't even look like a marmot! It's like a hippo fucked a beaver, and you're what came out. Get on a diet, for the love of Christ! Ride a bicycle... DO SOMETHING. Do something other than just sitting on your humongous ass on a leopard-print bedspread, eating a biscuit, and grossing me the fuck out.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION!!

 

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This is great.
Posted by Will Radik on July 9, 2010 at 11:39 AM · Report
2
He looks like Hurley.
Posted by Evil Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 9, 2010 at 11:43 AM · Report
3
This made me laugh and laugh. Thanks EWSH.
Posted by pork chop on July 9, 2010 at 12:37 PM · Report

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