THE GIRL WHO PLAYED WITH FIRE Granted, I've never seen or read any of these things, but aren't they basically just artsy-fartsy versions of that skeevy Law & Order: SVU show?
PREDATORS That'll do, predator. That'll do.
COCO CHANEL & IGOR STRAVINSKY Another Coco Chanel movie? Jesus, you'd think people cared about her or something.
PELADA Just in case you aren't bored of soccer yet.
THE CITY OF YOUR FINAL DESTINATION I fell asleep four times while watching this movie!
HOLY ROLLERS That kid from Zombieland and Adventureland gets all serious! Land.
DESPICABLE ME One more animated kids flick that isn't from Pixar.
THE COMPLETE METROPOLIS Chances are you've never seen this, but you feel guilty about that. So here's your chance to, y'know, actually go.
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