Look, I don't want to start any turntable turf wars—but this DJ makes all your DJing look like shit. Your DJing is like this: "Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr... snore." His DJing is like, "BING-BING-BAM, BAM-BAMMY-BAM, BING-BING-BAM, BAM-BAMMY-BAM!!" So yeah, sorry… but I'm not hiring you for my nephew Jacob's Bar Mitzvah. Not while this DJ lives.
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